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Big Break Player Rankings

Here are the Big Break Player Rankings after two shows (I’m not including the first show unless I catch it again being replayed). I’ve watched the fourth episode but haven’t factored that one in the rankings yet. By the way, Caroline was eliminated in the third show in case you were curious.

The rankings are based on shots hit.

Decent shot – 1/2 point
Really good shot – 1 point
Fantastic shot – 1 1/2 points

I had a bit of a dilemma as to how to rank shots in the elimination round and those in the non-elimination rounds. A player should not receive as many points for being in the elimination round or be able to rack up points just because he/she is in the elimination round. But, in the end, I figured experience in the elimination round probably helps a player out quite a bit towards winning the entire shooting match so you can rack up points in the elimination round and do so at the same value as non-elimination rounds. So here we go:

8. Nicole – 3 points – I hate to rank Nicole last and part of her low point total is she has not been in an elimination round yet. What killed her is her inability to score in the fade/draw challenge. In fact, she couldn’t even hit her driver 170 yards. I understand that it was cold and into a headwind but still that lack of power is going to eventually kill her chances on The Big Break Prince Edward Island.

7. Blair – 3 points – This is an unfair ranking as well as she did take out Gerina head to head in one challenge by hitting a shot within 5 feet. Blair has not been to an elimination round yet either and that hurts her point total. She also bombed in the fade/draw challenge with zero points.

6. Eugene – 3 points – Eugene survived elimination on the fourth show so I have to rank him above the others even though the third show hasn’t been counted in the point totals yet.

5. Brenda – 4 points – Huge mental mistake in the putting challenge in show 2 that sent her to elimination but scored some big points against Football with a couple really nice shots.

4. Derek – 5.5 points – Got beat by his paramour in the head to head challenge on show 3 and hit some good and terrible shots in the elimination round. Interestingly, the love connection between Derek and Nicole disappears from show 4. But look for fireworks between Nicole and Brenda as I don’t think Nicole appreciated all the jealous razzing of Brenda.

3. Aaron – 6.5 points – Allegedly, the Iceman but I’m not convinced. Like Derek, hit some really good as well as terrible shots in elimination round on show 3.

2. Brian – 8 points – ok, my point system needs a few more shows to work itself out. Brian is a huge head case and I’ve collected some great quotes from this guy. He can barely hit it past 200 with his driver yet still can’t keep it in play. Survived a scare from Kim despite picking up twice in the elimination round. The only thing he’s done is shown that he can putt better than anyone else.

1. Gerina – 10 points – Despite a terrible showing in show 4’s elimination round has been the class of the field. I guess we all have bad days now and again. Hopefully for her, her bad days are over.

How about more rankings – Top Bonehead Plays on The Big Break Prince Edward Island

1. Brenda – putting from the 3 point line when she only needed 2 points. That mistake led to elimination round for her.

2. Football – first chip of elimination rolls off the green and pretty much sealed his fate.

3. Kim – 67 yards from the green and can’t hit it within 20 feet. Bye bye.

4. Aaron – going for it all in the driving grid when he could have played it safe and probably beat Gerina.

5. Derek, Brian and Aaron for hitting into the woods on show 3’s elimination round.

Now it’s time for Quotes from Brian and others:

“I hit the ball 300 plus yards if I connect but it’s not necessary.”

“If my shots are not inside five feet, I am miserably unhappy.”

“I was very disappointed but I never hit it good” (After Gerina toasted him in the driving grid).

“You don’t just gingerly look out in the fairway and say I’m going to hit it out there. You look at your eye cornea. I’m going to put this dart through your eye cornea.”

“I want to think about my talent and my hard work and when I think about that, I should be in first place.”

“When my stroke is on, it’s as good as any human being who’s putted the game of golf. It’s dead nuts perfect. I make putts from everywhere.”

“It was just a disaster. We were in a disaster area on a personal note.”

“If you look at my pitching wedge, there’s almost an indentation in the sweet spot from hitting so many dead-on sweet shots.”

“You have to understand the level of play that I’m used to for myself.”

Ok, I can’t save all the quotes for Brian. Here’s one from Kim:

“I was 10 inches short of eliminating Brian and moving on to the next show.” – No, actually you were 6-8 feet away from doing so.

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Kim Waves Bye-Bye on Big Break

Kim was the next to leave the Big Break Prince Edward Island. I only caught the elimination challenge but saw enough to see Kim hit every one of her approach shots just short of the circle on the green. You would think by the third time something would have resonated.

More to follow later.

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Big Break, Prince Edward Island, Football Goes Home

We are on to another season of The Big Break and this time it takes place at Prince Edward Island. I didn’t cover the first episode but suffice it to say that a real tool was eliminated, a Mr. Robert Read. Robert was waiting to see who he would be facing in the first elimination challenge and said words to the effect of “The lion awaits patiently prior to attacking his next victim.” This guy couldn’t be serious and then he was canned in the elimination challenge.

I was really intrigued when The Big Break started with its first challenge on the first show – a three foot putt. Sure enough at least three of the contestants missed it. If memory serves Mr. Read, Eugene, Kim and Brenda (I believe) blew the knee knocker. What a way to start the competition. I’ll be very interested to see how it finishes.

William “Football” Thompson was the next to depart. I’m sure the producers were kicking themselves for losing the personality of the show. I bet that they find some way for Football to play his way back into the show. The guy brings too many more viewers to the show. Besides, he is an excellent foil to the Don Donatello of Season 11, Mr. Brian Skatell, who like Mr. Donatello will fold under all the self-induced pressure and over-reaching expectations.

Of course, The Big Break producers had to sex it up with the likes of Blair O’Neal and Nicole Sikora. Gerina Mendoza ain’t too shabby neithers but none hold a candle to Kim “Sex Kitty” Welch,

Meow!

I don’t see Blair lasting too long and Nicole has been a bit shaky as well in the first two episodes. The golfing class of the women appears to lie with Gerina and Caroline Larsson.

Time will reveal all!

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Big Break X, Michigan – Here come the crybabies

I haven’t been watching much of Big Break X, Michigan. I watched the first episode and was bored to tears. I did catch a couple episodes (episodes 5 and 6) last night and things started to heat up as the crybabies started bawling.

Apparently, Casey and Rachel and to a lessor degree, Haymes and Bernie, are complaining about David’s lack of etiquette during the competition. During the fade/draw wall competition, David asked if he could tamp down a divot. This drew ire from other competitors. I think Danielle Aimee may have tried the same thing in an earlier Big Break series. What’s the big deal? He just asked.

David got a little chippy when the officials told him that he couldn’t tamp down the divot. He told them to get the hell out of the way so he could play his shot. Oh well, not the most professional behavior on his part. He then promptly stuck his third shot on the green and while the ball was in the air walked away from the tee yelling, “Bingo! Done! Thank you very much!” Apparently crybaby Casey couldn’t handle this nor could he handle David cheering on Casey’s shots.

Casey and Rachel were apparently unraveled as they practically handed the next challenge to David and Sally. Somehow, David and Sally managed to blow it and end up in the elimination challenge.

Casey, Rachel, Bernie and Haymes – get the hell over it! What a bunch of babies! Aren’t you supposed to be professionals. Ignore it and play golf.

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Big Breakers Welch and Erdman advance to LPGA Final Qualifying Tournament

Kim Welch and Courtney Erdman, previously of The Big Break fame, advance from the Florida sectional into the LPGA Final Qualifying Tournament.

Welch shot 70-76-77-71 294 (+6) and

Erdman shot 70-76-73-80 299 (+11). Ooh, that final round 80 almost did her in.

Good luck to Kim and Courtney in the finals. The LPGA’s Final Q-School will be contested Nov. 29 through Dec. 3.

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Kim Welch Cashes in on Futures Tour

Congratulations to Kim Welch as she just won The Alliance Bank Golf Classic (Syracuse, NY) with rounds of 70-64-70. I guess the pressure from hiding her Big Break secret was gone and she cleaned up in Syracuse. Nice job, Kim!

If Greg Norman can’t win the British Open on my birthday then I’ll gladly take a victory by Kim.

First prize cashola was a cool twelve grand (oops, check that, I was six hundies short). Hope she hired an accountant. I’m dying to know if she kept or sold the Beemer.

If you were looking for another hint as to who won the Big Break Ka’anapali, it was right there in front of all of us. I should’ve just looked to see who was playing the most Futures Tour events. Entry fees were covered by The Golf Channel to the Big Break Champ. Duhh!

How are the other Big Breakers doing on the Futures Tour – check ’em out –

Lori Atsedes
Courtney Erdman
Christina Lecuyer
Susan Choi
Samantha Head
Tina Miller
Elizabeth Stuart

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Kim Welch wins Big Break Kaanapali

Kim Welch wins The Big Break Ka’anapali over Sophie Sandolo, 4 and 3. It seemed a bit anti-climactic after all that’s gone on, but congratulations to Kim. Me – ow! I had a hunch that she was going to win it all. Kim did the least to promote herself on the internet of almost all the competitors.

After reflecting upon the latest season of The Big Break, it seems that the drama has become much more important than the golf. After all, we are watching (for the most part) of bunch of players that we have never heard of and probably would never follow anyways (how many Futures Tour events are televised). For that matter, The Big Break really isn’t about golf. We had to wait until the last show to get a full fifteen holes of golf and, frankly, it was boring. I was genuinely surprised to see The Golf Channel get in fifteen holes of golf in an hour with all the commercials that they cram into The Big Break. The Golf Channel cheated to get in 15 holes of golf as they often blew through a summary of a hole or so that we weren’t able to see.

Looking back at the season I found the following surprising:

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Vote for your Big Break Kaanapali winner

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Play golf with the Big Breakers

I ran across a site where you can actually play a round of golf with some of the Big Breakers.

You can play a round with Courtney Erdman,

Susan Choi

or Tina Miller.

The featured pro is Amber Prange from Noblesville, Indiana.

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Tina Miller, hottest Big Breaker ever, responds to Ohiogolfblog.com’s query

I wrote an email to Tina asking her to comment on what makes her such a hottie. Lo and behold, Tina responded. It appears she may have helped her cause a bit but that’s cool. Too bad Tina didn’t stick around to the very end of the Big Break but she appears to be doing just fine for herself. Check out her sweet website and myspace pages. Not only is she the hottest but she’s gotta be the most web-savvy Big Breaker as well. I’m listening to her comments on a Big Break Episode now.

Good Luck, Tina!

Haha! Hey Andy 🙂 Thanks for the comments 🙂

I got a google alert and saw that my name was up as one of the hottest Big Breakers. I posted this on my myspace page and all my fans, I guess, voted!

I am a fun loving girl who happens to play golf and looks kinda cute, maybe people have seen my modeling shots and thought that I was hot? Haha. Many of the girls on the show are gorgeous, I am just happy you actually put my name on the poll. Thanks so much for that!

Take care and keep in touch!