Month: June 2008

Well, we’re down to three, so let’s rank ’em.

3. Lori “Stinkeye” Atsedes – Despite being the season points leader, I have to rank Lori last. How old is she anyways? 43? She’s a future’s tour lifer, and there’s a reason for that – she just don’t have the game. Too bad Christina didn’t sink that first putt in the elimination round, Lori may have folded after falling one behind early. The question is will Lori turn her petty etiquette games on Sophie and Kim now that Christina is gone? Probably. Sophie won’t crack but Kim may get a little edgy.

2. “Sexy” Sophie Sandolo – She seems to be the coolest under pressure but Kim just cleaned her clock in the head to head matchup in Episode 10.

1. Kim “Here Kitty Kitty” Welch – The putter came alive for Kitty Welch in the last episode. Can it stay hot for one more show? If it does, Kitty will wipe up the floor with Sophie and Lori. Kim has too much power and a great short game. Only Sophie stands a chance against her.

Here’s a question for ya? How would Danielle Aimee and Pam have fared against the likes of these gals?

Sometimes the bad guys (girls) win and things don’t work out like they should. Lori and Sophie have been complete bitches to Christina yet Christina gets eliminated. Oh well, it’s a shame they are still on the show.

Next week is the final between Lori, Sophie and Kim. Not sure it’s even worth watching as the winner will have to feel like a heel after all that’s gone on.

Player rankings after week 8 (week 7 ranking in parens):

5 (5) – Lori “Stinkeye” Atsedes – talks a Don Donatello game and suffers from the same flaw – overconfidence. Got lucky that Kim got nervous. Has she been in an elimination yet? When she gets in one, will she choke?

4 (2) – Christina “The Cocky Kanuke” Lecuyer moves down two spots. She sank a long birdie putt to stay in the competition but that swing can’t hold up under pressure. It’s too loose. First player to hit a terrible shot on the show, except maybe Cirbie. Christina topped a fairway wood big time in last week’s elimination but managed to survive.

3 (6) Susan “Dippin’ Dots” Choi – Sophie was scared to play her and she whacked Samantha. We’ve got to give her more respect. If she puts on a good showing in episode nine, I’ve got to move her to number 1.

1 (1) – Kim “Here Kitty, Kitty” Welch has to share the numero uno spot after Stinkeye trounced her. Plus why hit a 4 iron into a par 5? Poor decision-making and putting is killing her. Needs to get hot with the putter soon to make it to the end.

1 (3) – “Sexy” Sophie Sandolo easily vanquished Christina. Where do we put her? Back on top? – except she was scared to play Susan. She’ll share the top spot with Kitty Welch.

I predict Lori will not avoid the elimination round, and her overconfidence will lead her home.

I’m getting a lot of people coming to the site looking for news of rumors about a Big Break Ka’anapali winner or who the winner is. Did someone leak out the winner’s name early? My guess is that it’s going to be Susan Choi. She’s not long off the tee but she’s got all the shots.